“Don’t piss on my head and tell me it’s raining!”

Conservatives are already sweating Bush about Gonzales being too “liberal” a replacement for Sandra Day O’Connor, the Supreme Court justice who gave her notice last week.

Why not instead nominate someone beloved by all Americans?

I predict a smooth confirmation process.

HBO’s “Entourage” won’t be supplanting “The Wire” anytime soon as my favorite HBO show, but…

Just how great is Jeremy Piven as maniac super-agent Ari Gold in “Entourage”? I watch it just to hear what f**ked up s**t he’s going to say this week…

Taking your votes on the worst (that is, best) thing he’s said thus far…

In the meantime, check the Ari Gold megamix.

[And, by the way, HBO does seem to have an affection for rapacious Jewish characters, innit? You’ve got Ari Gold. Then Levy, the gangsta lawyer in “The Wire”. And Hesh, the Morris Levy-like record exec in “The Sopranos”.]

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And lastly, look out for the new Mickey D’s uniforms made by Sean John. Seriously, no joke.