Snoop Dogg Permanently Banned From UK
By Roman Wolfe
Date: 5/16/2006 8:20 am
Rapper Snoop Dogg has been permanently banned from entering the United Kingdom, after a brawl in London’s Heathrow airport in April.
Top Ten Things Snoop Will Miss About The U.K.:
10) Fish and chips outside Paddington Station is off the heezy.
9) Driving only on the left side… that’s the Crip side.
8) The Mickey D’s in Picadilly-yo
7) The genuine Broadus Family coat-of-arms in Hoggy-Hoggshire, Scotland.
6) Universal Music Group’s UK Publicist Emma “It ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none” Swanksman.
5) The Mickey D’s in Essexxx
4) Po-po’s ain’t strapped.
3) The Inspector Lynley Mysteries on Channel One. (There’s so much drama on the BBC)
2) Parliament. Very funky name for a legislature.
1) Stone-henge.